Nuclear Submarine v Pinky Ponk

I don't really put topical stuff on the Blog but I find it hard to believe that two highly sophisticated nuclear submarines could collide in any ocean on the planet. Apparently the seas were rough at the time but unless they were on the surface then does it really matter?

Maybe they should take a leaf out of the Pinky Ponk's book. When the Pinky Ponky collides with another object it's boob-like nose protects it from damage. It make a fart noise and continues on it's way. Food for thought for the MoD.