Monday, August 08, 2005

Come To The Brown Side, Luke.

I watched the recently-released Star Wars file "Return of the Sith" about a month ago. Very good it was and it has made me want to see the original films again. However Darth Vader's outfit raises some issues for me. I assume he needs the flocked helmet to help him stay alive but how does he now eat and does he still go to the toilet? I now have visions of DV sitting on the toilet, making that heavy breathing sound that he makes and with his gown hitched up around his knees.

If anyone can answer these questions please leave a comment on this post or email me at captaindog@gmail.com.

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