St Rod's Day

Today is St George's Day! St George was a noble and brave dude who fronted-up against a large dragon-like monster and won on a contreversial points decision. However I find it difficult to get excited about a saint who has absolutely nothing to do with England. At least St Patrick visited Ireland and had a dingdong with some snakes.

I would be much happier if our patron saint was one of the following (beatification pending);

1. Rod Hull

Rod Hull contributed to many happy childhoods and I have very fond memories of Rod on television, especially when Emu took on Michael Parkinson. A wonderful man who was cruelly robbed of his life.

2. David Beckham

If it is bravery you are after look no further than David Beckham. Firstly he has scored many crucial goals for his country and secondly he decided to marry the dragon rather than fight it.

3. Russ Abbot

Russ was ahead of his time and blazed a comedy trail in the eighties. He is definitely a reason to go to the pub and have a drink.