Watching the 'Life In Cold Blood' Attenborough programme on Monday night I was amazed at how far male turtles would go to grab the attention of a good lady turtle. A gang of males harrassed a mating couple as they glided through the open ocean hoping to get their chance with the female. It amounted to reptilian thugery.
Talking of hairy moments, King Kaiser Keith very kindly picked me up from Dumpton Park station last night and he was sporting his latest fashion accessory - a smashing goatee beard. He has been nurturing it over the last few weeks and it is now quite long and prominent. It is difficult to talk to him and not look at it - much like a lovely pair of bosoms.
pair of bosoms?
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