What went wrong when God designed the dachshund? There is definitely a design flaw. The legs are way too short and the body is too long. Lorries with long loads tend to have two sets of wheels at the back of the container for support purposes. Translating that theory to our dachshund would mean having two pairs of legs at the tail end. This would mean the dog would have six legs and would stop being a dog and start being an insect. Wow, man. We are messing with creation. Wooooo!

Later today I will be meeting up with Steve Kempton and Deano for a Christmas drinky. It won't be another tinselhead night - hopefully.