If Kaiser Keith were an alien I reckon he'd look a bit like this. Okay, he's green but he has got a twinkle in his eye and the ladies love his delightfully-floppy antennae.

On a Saturday night alien Kaiser Keith can be seen in the spaceport known as Ramsgate, where he frivolously spends his imperial space-credits on Gaddlactic ales and tells tales of his trusty spaceship doing back flips on the Kessel Run.