...And another thing. I completed the sale of my house in Basildon
today. I spent 14 years living in Basildon from the tender age of
eleven. My nuts dropped in Basildon. I bought my first car in
Basildon. Had my first hangover in Basildon. And now none of my
immediate familly live in Essex. The last tie has been severed.
Goodbye Basildon old friend, you're not half as bad as people think.