Holy Poobags Batman

I'm not one to spread gossip but did you know that Gordon Ramsay has been putting his porridge spoon in some other ladies' breakfast bowl?! This is a little naughty of Gordon who does tend to advertise himself as a family man in his television shows. If you are as high profile as Gordon is you are taking a great risk by dipping your soldiers in someone else's egg. Firstly, there is a very high bounty for the person that catches you and gets the story - big incentive to dig up filth. Secondly, your career and good name is at stake. Lastly, and most importantly, you stand a chance of losing the dearest thing of all.

I really need a beer. Roll on the weekend.